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sexy tunes February 10, 2008

Filed under: Sex — poweroffluff @ 3:30 am
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Skewers,

I just woke up from a nap where I had a great sex dream about Eddie Izzard.

I want to shag this man so badly. And date a transvestite. I think guys in women’s attire is so damn hot.

Look, he even looks pretty sexy in guy’s attire:

I remember at some point in the dream, I was saying “You look hot as a man AND as a woman!”

Hornily yours,

Scarves

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4 Responses to “sexy tunes”

  1. wayoffiber Says:

    Three cheers for genderfuck. Amen.

    And if you want, specifically, to date a transvestite, then there is a transvestite who wants to date you, I’m sure. It’s just a matter of finding them. And babe — you live right outside San Francisco! Mecca of “alternative” sexualities! Go for it!

  2. poweroffluff Says:

    Would it be too much to require that they look like Eddie Izzard? Or at least exude the same level of sexiness?

  3. poweroffluff Says:

    and be just as funny?

  4. wayoffiber Says:

    Just as funny might be too tall an order, sweetie. But requiring they be funny and have similar facial structure or body type is probably manageable…

    – Skewers


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